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My thoughts on fall weather from a spring perspective:

Enough with the pictures of Ugg boots, leaves, and your DAMN PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES. I HAVE HAD ONE BEFORE AND IT TASTES LIKE ASS. Also, according to a study done by NASA there are approximately 400,246,300,201 trees on gods green earth which not only means that I have in fact seen a leaf before, and a tree, but that each and every one of you sorry suckers has 61 trees of your very own. Nothing special about it. You in fact are not all that and a bag of potato chips. And finally Ugg boots, which are secretly my guilty pleasure but i’ll deny it harder than Bill Clinton denies having sexual relations with that woman. Anyway, fall is a big ol pile of bullshit. It’s the season filled with empty promises. You think the temperature will go from hotter than satan’s balls to something more reasonable like a breezy 60, right? You think that all of the bugs that make you run to a corner will all be dead and once again peace will be restored i…

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